I make up songs... not like I write music... oh no. Its more like I sing what I am saying, or about what I am doing at the present moment. This is mostly just with Jeff... thankfully, he goes along with it.
I love really simple, dumb jokes. . maybe its because I get them. Here are a few of my favorites:
Where does George Washington keep his armies? ... In his sleevies!
What did the grape say after the elephant sat on it? ... Nothing. It just let out a little whine!
What did the fish say when he swam into a wall?... Dam.
KISS FM is my favorite radio station and my current favorite song is Empire State of Mind by JayZ and Alicia Keys. Here it is. I actually drove around my block twice last week so I could listen to the song. Volume up, windows down. Does this make me ghetto?
I shower less frequently than I probably should. Sometimes I just blow dry the sweat right into my hair. Maybe that was TMI?
I love bookstores and buying books, but then I don't read the ones I buy. I'm working on it though!
I used to be really cool... and had major buck teeth (see photo).
I pass out pretty easily. I cut my finger with a bread knife a couple years ago and passed out on our kitchen floor... twice. Jeff came home to me slumped next to the refrigerator, sweating profusely. It was a minor cut.
That is all for now.
5 comments:
I just laughed out loud when I read that fish joke. You're too funny.
You are so funny! And I love the pic with your dog, really so cute! :-)
definitely laughed out loud to the George Washington joke...gonna have to tell that to my nephews!!
too cute! I love you randomness! it's fun to re-connect with you via facebook
there are so many things that are just amazing about that photo. The two different socks, now that's a girl who coordinates. yowza!
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